A fez is a fez is a fez

The canopener's been very busy, getting the HepCatz ready for all of her holiday sales. She's also been fixing some of the porch cats. Trap, neuter, release, she says.

Well, she's not doing so well on the release. Mr. Fluffy Butt and Sneaky seem to have no interest in returning to the porch, where they belong.

I can't complain too much, because the tom to dam (fixed) ratio is better. Boy power!

HepCatz has had some publicity recently. Don't worry, we won't let it go to the canopener's head. To pockets, yes. Yesssssss. We like the good tuna.

If we have to dress up in fezzes, well, we all do what we have to do. The real Mr. Fluffy Butt and I have both manned up to the fez.

Oh, and canopener? That litter isn't going to scoop itself.